‘Gold’ Medal for Chutzpah: DUI Defense Lawyer Sues Miami Strip Club, Says He Was Too Drunk to Be Responsible for Huge Tab

Talk about chutzpah!  South Florida drunk-driving defense lawyer Mark Gold is suing a strip club, claiming to have been too drunk one evening last November to be held legally responsible for the nearly $19,000 tab he rang up. 

According to coverage by the ABA Journal, Gold alleges that his “money was misappropriated as a result of unfair and deceptive trade practices. His suit seeks not only compensatory damages but a punitive award and attorney fees.”