Long Island Trollop’s Lawsuit Hard to Swallow

A Long Island woman who willingly engaged in a seven-month love affair with a Nassau County policeman — mostly while he was on duty — now intends to sue the county for not better supervising and keeping its employee out of her, er, bed.

Newsday reports that 42-year-old Tara Obenauer’s lawyer said, “Before this incident, she was a well-respected vice president of a Fortune 500 company successfully raising two children on her own.  Her reputation has been completely tarnished.”

Perhaps Ms. Obenauer should have considered her reputation before repeatedly inviting an on-duty cop into her home for sex at taxpayers’ expense, or before she announced her intention to file this patently absurd lawsuit.